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[|DRC| Wartex]

From alt.games.quake2, Quake III edition by Wartex

1) Don't ever stand still or kill the same opponent in the same spot twice - you're obviously a camper

2) Don't wait for weapons/pickups to respawn - you camper

3) Don't use the BFG well - you no-skillz BFG lamer newbie

4) Don't use the Railgun well - you no-skillz OGC cheater

5) Don't use the Quad well - you no-skillz Quad whore camper

6) Don't use the Grenade Launcher well - you no-skillz pill popper who can't aim for toffee

7) Don't use the Plasma Gun well - you evil lpb spammer

8) Don't use the Machinegun well - like plasma but not quite so bad

9) Don't use the same weapon all the time if you're good - you will be flamed for:
a) cheating
b) being a lamer
c) being a camper
d) not using another weapon
e) any or all of the above

10) Don't use the red armor - only no-skillz lamers use this to protect themselves

11) Don't kill with the hook - you no-skillz cheap hooker

12) Don't rocket jump - only cheating kangaroos do this

13) Don't play with Weapstay on/Team damage off - only skill-less newbies need to do this to frag better players

14) Don't telefrag - a cheaper kill is hard to find

15) Don't be an LPB, and play well - its obviously just the connection

16) Don't be an LPB, and play badly - what a lamer MUHAHAHAHHA

17) Don't be an LPB at all - your rate is too high, and you lag other players

18) Don't shoot a stationary player - they're obviously typing, just respawned or lagged (but never about to railgun you)

19) Don't complain about unfair teams - life's like that

20) Don't crouch to avoid fire - you newbie dump taker

21) Don't jump to avoid fire - you no-skillz kangaroo hopper (I mean, its soooo uncool and unrealistic)

22) Don't fire at corners/through doors just in case - if you kill someone you're obviously an OGC cheater who knew they were coming

23) Don't use a tactic that always works because the enemy are dumb - you're obviously cheating

24) In fact, don't play well at all - you're either an
a) an lpb,
b) a cheat
c) lucky
d) any or all of the above

25) In fact, don't play Q3 at all, Q1 is much faster, more fun and a real skillz game (because of air movement, the rocket launcher sucks in Q3 blah blah blah...)
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[|DRC| Wartex]

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[|DRC| Wartex]

from alt.games.quake3:

im posting this to let people no that there asses will be beating in quake
unless we start getting even whit the cheaters so i need a fucking aimbot
for quake 3 arena 1.32 anybody got one? it would be greatly apreciated,
aimbots is the only way to defend yourself if someone is using one, oh by
the way its only a game so dont think about posting a bad comment about
cheating, its no the fucking NFL

[|DRC| Strawberry]

Fuck quake 1,2,3.... I would rather play the old sega game "Street Fighter"!!!!