Friday, September 23 2005, 19:25:01 #28957
happy cat like!
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Thursday, September 29 2005, 02:44:29 #29032
Shit in one hand and wish in the other, see which one fills up first
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Sunday, October 9 2005, 10:32:31 #29212
When do I get my T-shirt?
I see Honesty and Greed fighting with lightsabers. Honesty is decapitated, and Greed takes a steamy piss on the dead body. -Wartex Maul 3:16-
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Thursday, November 17 2005, 13:23:04 #30474
Mine: "He had a lot of time and other sticky substances on his hands"
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Thursday, November 17 2005, 14:17:11 #30477
Here's a few:
"To alcohol, the cause and solution of all life's problems."
"We can't take you anywhere, that's why we take you everywhere."
"Can I return this rubber bath mat? It smells like rubber."
"This is marked .99, so is it 2/$1?"
"Squad-up, it's Brigade time."
"Guys, I think I forgot how to piss."
"I ain't a buddy. Well you look like a buddy."
"I'm not drunk. I'm just exhausted from drinking all night."
"i might as well put my pants on backwards and grab my ankles."
"Yeah, well you can go suck a fatty."
"Aren't you kinda short to be a cop?"
"It's a great day for hockey!" Badger Bob
Oh yeah, If you're ever offended by anything I say or do, you just don't have a sense of humor.
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