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Thursday, December 2 2004, 22:08:49 #18074 Fucking Literacy! Ok people, after reading 1,000,000th "it would of been a lot differant if parents sent there ilitarate children (who kant spel inglish wordz liek a normal person) to skool", I decided to compile a list of most common language-rape words:
A Absent - not "abscent". Accept - not "asept", "axept" or "acept", as in "to accept an apology", same for "acceptance". Actually - spelled with 2 "L"s. B Because - and not "bcuz", "coz", "becoz". C Challenge - not challange. Coarse - rough, as in "coarse surface". If you want to say "of course" as in "of course I can't spell properly", do NOT use "coarse". Come on - used when opponent is asked to stop an inappropriate behaviour or abandon a position or an attitude; be obliging, as in "Stop crying about him! Come on!" Common - belonging equally to or shared equally by two or more, as in "common entrance". D Difference - not differance, because different and not differant. Dying - not "dieing". E Easier - not "easyer". Except - not "exept" or "eksept", meaning exclusion, as in "everyone is literate except you". Same for exception. F Faggot - not "faget" or "fagit". G H I Illiterate - and not "ilitarate". Infinite - and not "infinate". J Joking - and not "jokeing". K L M N O Of course - not "of corce" or "of coarse". Our - not "ur" or "u'r". Ourselves - not ourselfes. P Patience - not "patients". Procedure - not prosedure. Q R Really - not "relly" or "realy". S Separate - not "seperate" or "separete". Sober - not "sobber". Stolen - not "stoled". Like in "my brain was stolen by aliens" or "this is a stolen car". T Their - means belongs to them, as in "go to their school", not there, which describes the location, as in "the school is over there". Thief - not "stealer". Through - not "throw". "Throw" means "to propel an object". It is ok to spell it as "thru". Tomorrow - not "tomarrow" or "tomoro". U V W Weird - not "wierd". Whether - not "weither", "wether" or "weather". Describes duality, as is "whether you are going or not". Weather - activity of phenomena in the atmosphere of a planet over short periods of time, such as hours or days. Whole - entire, as in whole world, not "hole world". Wind chill - not "windshield". Wind chill is a weather condition, windshield is a window. Would've been - not "would of been" (which is total nonsense). It is short for would have been. X Y You're - short from of "you are", as in "you are an idiot", and not "u'r" which is nonsense. Your, which describes possession, as in "sitting in your car". If you frequently freely interchange these words, do world a favor, eat a bag of rat poison. Z --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please do your best when posting not to litter our forums with kindergarten-level sentences. |
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