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[|DRC| Death]

A donkey.

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[|DRC| Marblecake]

Slim I will not answer that, its a trick you bastid.
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"Shrink" Are you a assasin? "Me" Assasin sounds so exotic. Im just a murderer.

[|DRC| SLIM]

|DRC| Marblecake wrote:

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Slim I will not answer that, its a trick you bastid.

Death, you would have a cock in the ass

[|DRC| Death]

I get it now, bastid

[dday]

I need one of these !!

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[|DRC| Death]

If there was a fridge that kept re-filling itself to my desires, I could live in that. Oh, and with a girl.

[|DRC| Marblecake]

Is this alittle to harsh to say to a chick. There was a girl at my shop the other day who is around alot. She was swearing, so I said.

You kiss your mother with that mouth, you better watch it before i rinse your mouth out with cock.

My boss was laughing so hard he almost shit himself.

[|DRC| Iceman]

[|DRC| Death]

[dday]

Depends on the chick, most I've had would slap you in the face, but once in a while you might get lucky!!!

[|DRC| SLIM]

[|DRC| Iceman]

[dday]

Here's two funny ones. First one cracked me up. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6636243550409568672&q=genre%3Acomedy&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2899771876757809023&q=comedy&hl=en

[|DRC| Death]

Someone once said to Winston Churchill:

"If I were your wife I would poison your coffee"
He said:
"If I were your husband, I'd drink it"

True fact PwNeD!!!111

[dday]

LOL
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. I won't say anything about the white child if you don't say anything about the sheep!!"

[|DRC| Death]

[|DRC| SLIM]

sheep fucker

[|DRC| Death]

[|DRC| SLIM]

[|DRC| Zyprexa]

lol slim... lol

[dday]

Good 1 Slim. Where do I get one like that!!

[dday]

|DRC| SLIM wrote:

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sheep fucker

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/262498/the_internet_porn/

[|DRC| SLIM]

[|DRC| Death]

LMAO. I'm surprised he knew where the config file was.

[|DRC| Iceman]

|DRC| SLIM wrote:

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LMAO! ....At least they left us poor Canucks out of it!

[|DRC| SLIM]

If canucks were on there, what would it say? Anybody got something?

[dday]

Hockey players?

[|DRC| Marblecake]

Hey Ice do you have a canadian tuxedo?????

[|DRC| SLIM]

isn't that Denim jacket and jeans?

[|DRC| Marblecake]

Yes sir.

[|DRC| SLIM]

[|DRC| SLIM]