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|DRC| Death






Sunday, September 10 2006, 06:20:25 #36505     


A donkey.
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|DRC| Marblecake






Sunday, September 10 2006, 11:27:36 #36507     


Slim I will not answer that, its a trick you bastid.
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Saturday, October 28 2006, 03:19:52 #37391     


|DRC| Marblecake wrote:
Slim I will not answer that, its a trick you bastid.
Very happy


Death, you would have a cock in the ass
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Saturday, October 28 2006, 06:20:45 #37393     


I get it now, bastid Mr Green
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Friday, November 3 2006, 15:02:49 #37656     


I need one of these !!

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Friday, November 3 2006, 15:05:54 #37657     


If there was a fridge that kept re-filling itself to my desires, I could live in that. Oh, and with a girl.
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Friday, November 3 2006, 19:50:19 #37666     


Is this alittle to harsh to say to a chick. There was a girl at my shop the other day who is around alot. She was swearing, so I said.

You kiss your mother with that mouth, you better watch it before i rinse your mouth out with cock.

My boss was laughing so hard he almost shit himself.
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|DRC| Iceman






Saturday, November 4 2006, 01:20:35 #37669     


ROFL ROFL ROFL
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|DRC| Death






Saturday, November 4 2006, 05:14:46 #37672     


ROFL
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Saturday, November 4 2006, 11:21:01 #37674     


Depends on the chick, most I've had would slap you in the face, but once in a while you might get lucky!!!


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Saturday, November 4 2006, 16:22:06 #37681     


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Saturday, November 4 2006, 23:34:59 #37693     


Evil Smile Mr Green
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Tuesday, November 14 2006, 15:13:35 #37861     


Here's two funny ones. First one cracked me up. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6636243550409568672&q=genre%3Acomedy&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2899771876757809023&q=comedy&hl=en
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Tuesday, November 14 2006, 16:45:10 #37863     


Someone once said to Winston Churchill:

"If I were your wife I would poison your coffee"
He said:
"If I were your husband, I'd drink it"

True fact Very happy PwNeD!!!111
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Wednesday, November 15 2006, 15:20:56 #37906     


LOL
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. I won't say anything about the white child if you don't say anything about the sheep!!"
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Wednesday, November 15 2006, 16:09:50 #37908     


Question
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Wednesday, November 15 2006, 21:24:48 #37911     


sheep fucker
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|DRC| Death






Thursday, November 16 2006, 13:07:25 #37923     


ROFL
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Thursday, November 16 2006, 17:45:36 #37929     


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Friday, November 17 2006, 06:28:02 #37936     


Flip off lol slim... lol
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Friday, November 17 2006, 19:04:22 #37940     


Good 1 Slim. Where do I get one like that!!
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Friday, November 17 2006, 19:08:45 #37943     


|DRC| SLIM wrote:
sheep fucker

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/262498/the_internet_porn/
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Saturday, December 2 2006, 03:46:39 #38240     


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|DRC| Death






Saturday, December 2 2006, 06:00:36 #38241     


LMAO. I'm surprised he knew where the config file was.
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Saturday, December 2 2006, 21:50:39 #38269     


|DRC| SLIM wrote:


LMAO! ....At least they left us poor Canucks out of it! ROFL
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Sunday, December 3 2006, 00:29:49 #38282     


If canucks were on there, what would it say? Anybody got something?
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Tuesday, December 12 2006, 15:16:20 #38478     


Hockey players?
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Tuesday, December 12 2006, 15:50:49 #38481     


Hey Ice do you have a canadian tuxedo?????
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Wednesday, December 13 2006, 00:09:53 #38487     


Laughing isn't that Denim jacket and jeans?
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|DRC| Marblecake






Thursday, December 14 2006, 10:33:59 #38502     


Yes sir.
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Friday, March 16 2007, 02:15:36 #39678     


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Friday, March 16 2007, 15:47:14 #39682     






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