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[|DRC| Wartex]

http://purepwnage.com

http://www.agsn.ca/funny/purepwnage/Pure_Pwnage_101.avi
http://www.agsn.ca/funny/purepwnage/Pure_Pwnage_102.avi
http://www.agsn.ca/funny/purepwnage/Pure_Pwnage_103.avi
http://www.agsn.ca/funny/purepwnage/Pure_Pwnage_104.avi
http://www.agsn.ca/funny/purepwnage/Pure_Pwnage_105.avi new!

Watch all 4 parts
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In reallife I'm a perfectly sane person, I just like to make a fool out of myself to get some unwanted attention to get rid of.

[|DRC| Wartex]

Joke from their forum:

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

[Photek]

LMAO!!! I have a similar joke..

One german, one swede and one norweigan were stranded on an island. No food, no trees and no boat.
God saw them from above and felt sorry for them. He gave each one a wish.

Norweigan: I want to go home.
God snaps his fingers and the wish is granted.

German: I want to go home too.
God snaps his fingers again, and the wish is granted.

Swede: I don't want to be alone, take them back here.

[Elusive]

you aint got shit on my micro!

[|DRC| psycheus]

LMAO, is he for real? That guys sounds like he's retarted.
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[|DRC| SLIM]

|DRC| psycheus wrote:

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LMAO, is he for real? That guys sounds like he's retarted.

He says, "Like" like 1000 times.

I like it when he hits the desk and his keyboard pops up into his hands.

[|DRC| psycheus]

Ya don't get me wrong the video shooting and editing was superb, but I wonder if thats how he really talks. He is canadian, right (eh.. lol)? It was a very amusing hour of video.

[|DRC| Wang]

"Hi my name is Doug, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"!!!!!!
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[|DRC| psycheus]

[|DRC| Marblecake]

You have nothing on my micro. BAM HEADSHOT.
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[|DRC| Iceman]

omg that was torture

[|DRC| psycheus]

It's the micro warrior revolution!

I thought the funniest part was when he was trying to pick up on some girls and was shut down hard and it had nothing to do with his micro skills, just that he's a huge dork with no communications skills.

[|DRC| SLIM]

|DRC| psycheus wrote:

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It's the micro warrior revolution!

I thought the funniest part was when he was trying to pick up on some girls and was shut down hard and it had nothing to do with his micro skills, just that he's a huge dork with no communications skills.

lol yah, that part was painful to watch.

[|DRC| Wartex]

Part 5 came out!!!

http://www.purepwnage.com/

(* mirrors)

http://www.agsn.ca/funny/purepwnage/Pure_Pwnage_105.avi
* http://www.cncreplays.com/pure/Pure_Pwnage_105.avi
* http://www.db-clan.co.uk/PP/Pure_Pwnage_105.avi
* ftp://ftp.playerofgames.com/pub/movies/Pure_Pwnage/Pure_Pwnage_105.avi

[Elusive]

getting at 490kB/s from home... can u say hell fuck yeah?

[|DRC| Strawberry]

OFr Elusive wrote:

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getting at 490kB/s from home... can u say hell fuck yeah?

Fuck no... Im getting 124 kb/s max..!

[|DRC| Wartex]

...this is my computer, it... OWNS !!!!!!!!!...

...boom headshot! Everyone runs faster with a knife!....

[|DRC| Strawberry]

[quote="|DRC| Wartex"]

...boom headshot! Everyone runs faster with a knife!....

Err... I knew that.. Whats the big deal.. It is Counter Strike you are talking about right?

[Anonymous]

This shits hilarious i thank marblecake for showing me this before i came to you forums.

[|DRC| Marblecake]

No prob.

[Wonderzy]

Interesting information I thought would fit in this topic. I learned some new words.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwned

[Photek]

Good find, Wonderzy.

[OLDie]

Speaking of OWNED... some funny some not - just thought it fit here...

http://solastyear.com/owned.htm?photo=10

Have a great day!
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[Rusky]

This is the best site ever
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

[guyledouche]

LOL! ROFL LOL! NNOOOB! FAG LOL!
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