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[|DRC| Wartex]

A guy was walking his girl home, she offered him to come in for a "cup of tea". He really liked his girlfriend, and could not wait till the date was over. Because his intestines were full of gases, and he was sweating to let go but could not do it with his girlfriend around. He was hoping he will be able to do it somewhere at her place, so he agreed. They went upstairs, with his stomach growling with gasses travelling up and down. They entered her apartment, she went straight to the kitchen to get some snacks. Guy took off his shoes and went to the closest room, and without turning the lights on, closed the door and released a long fart. He had to crouch a few times to squeeze out the smaller pockets of gas. Once he was relieved, he had to get rid of smell. He grabbed the picture off the wall and started waving it in the darkness. His girl came back and asked why he didn't turn the lights on. She flipped the switch and there she was - her sister, naked on the bed with her boyfriend, frozen, still in shock.
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[|DRC| Wartex]

Fruit juice ad production rehearsal.

Children:
I am a cherry!
I am an apple!
I am a tomatoe!
I am a fucking moron!

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I am a cherry!
I am an apple!
I am a tomatoe!
I am a fucking moron!

Hey kid!!! I repeat - you - are a plum!! Ok, lets try again kids:

I am a cherry!
I am an apple!
I am a plum!
Hey kid!! You are a fucking moron!! Plum goes after tomatoe!!

[|DRC| Wartex]

[|DRC| Wartex]

Doctor kiss me!
- Well, we have special regulations prohibiting us from doing those kind of things with patients... Well... I guess I shouldn't have fucked you either...

[|DRC| Wartex]

How many blue dots do you see on the girl's dress?

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[|DRC| SLIM]

That Arch is so beautiful. It makes the St Louis Arch look like shit, sorry Hal.